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Did Kevin Love Bobblehead Night Curse Cavaliers?

By Josh Hill

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The Cleveland Cavaliers honored Kevin Love with a bobblehead on Sunday night, and he honored them by cursing their night against the 76ers. 

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When the Cleveland Cavaliers acquired Kevin Love from the Minnesota Timberwolves this offseason, the idea was that he’d fit in with LeBron James and form a dynamic frontcourt duo that lead the team to it’s first championship in forever. Instead, the Cavaliers acquired a curse — and they gave him a bobblehead on Sunday night.

It was Kevin Love bobblehead night on Sunday, and it’s no surprise that the Cavaliers ran into a myriad of problems. The team barely beat the 76ers — at home — and they lost two of their key pieces in the process. Both Kevin Love and Iman Shumpert left the game early and the Cavaliers failed to score a single point for the final few minuets of the game.

They barely beat the 76ers and that’s being nice about it. Teams that lose always say a loss is still a moral victory but this is a victory that was a moral loss. And we have one thing we can point to and blame — that damn Kevin Love bobblehead.

That’s the wobbly face of the Cavaliers demise. Whatever whacked out voodoo black magic that was cast on this bobblehead has now infected the Cavaliers the same way it’s real life counter part has.

I mean, isn’t obvious? Kevin Love is clearly out to destroy the Cavaliers season like some twisted saboteur and this cursed voodoo bobblehead is proof of that. LeBron James has been screaming to the world that Kevin Love is some black magic demon, and we’ve seen that in his disapproval of Kevin Love on social media and the fact that he’s so cold to him in practice and in the locker room.

The biggest piece of evidence that Kevin Love is some voodoo demon casting a spell on the Cavaliers was seen in the infamous airport photo the team took. Love was actually in the photo, but modern photography can’t accurately capture demons in the ilk of Kevin Love.

He’s right there, you just can’t see him. That was the point of this photo, and it’s high time we expose Kevin Love for the cured soul he is.

Notice how there is a pace between J.R. Smith and LeBron James that is the size of a human male. That’s not a coincidence, it’s witchcraft.

Then again, he may just be a first option player being forced into a third option role with a team that is superbly more talented than any one he’s ever played on in the past.

That could be the reasons for his struggles — but that just makes too much sense.

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