May 16, 2013; Oakland, CA, USA; Golden State Warriors point guard Jarrett Jack (2) acknowledges the crowd after game six of the second round of the 2013 NBA Playoffs against the San Antonio Spurs at Oracle Arena. The Spurs defeated the Warriors 94-82. Mandatory Credit: Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports

Hey Jarrett Jack

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In the depths of the NBA offseason, Trevor Magnotti has slowly gone insane from lack of basketball. Please partake in the result of this occurrence.

(Ahem. Play the song below and match the lyrics):

Hey Jarrett Jack,

Are you the point guard I desire,

Hey Jarrett Jack,

Bald head and new to Ohio,

Hey where you at,

Ready to make a big splash with the Cavs,

Hey where you at,

Should be the best bench guy for the Caaaaaaaavvvsss

For the Caaaaaaavvvvssssss

Should be the best bench guy for the Cavs.

Hey Mr. Jack,

What can you do to help the team,

Hey Mr. Jack,

Get assists and 40 percent from three,

Hey where you at,

On Twitter @JarrettJack03

Hey where you at,

Tryin to be 6th Man of the Yeeeeaaarrrrrrr

Of the yeeeaaarrrrrrr,

Of the yeeeaaarrrrrrr,

Tryin to be the 6th man of the yeeeaaaarrrrrrr,

Of the yeaarrrrrr,

Tryin to be the 6th man of the year.

7/12/13. Evening.

Came here from Golden State,

Little man, big shots, from the midrange.

7/12/13. Evening.

Came here from Golden State,

Point guard, off guard, will play at either place

At eitherrrrrrr, either place

You turn the ball over,

But make tons of cool plays,

Your Twitter game in fact

Can always make me laugh

You’ll help guys stay healthy,

Like Dion and Kyrie,

You’ll help the offense be,

Better than 12-13,

Welcome to Cleveland, Home of the Cavs,

You seem happy so far couldn’t be mad,

Show us you’re worth that big contract,

Jarrett Jack,

Jarrett Jack,

Jarrett Jack,

Jarrett Jack,

Welcome to Cleveland, Home of the Cavs.

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